Life as a Doctor

Our mate* Rob has recently qualified, after many many years studying and hard work, as a bona-fide doctor.  Many’s the time along the way that we’ve questioned his chosen career path (not that it’s our place to, but such is the Internet), as his attitude towards people in general isn’t really in line with what you’d expect from someone who is going to have the life of others in his hands.  Odds are that this is just general Internet bravado, but you never know.

Anyway, Rob is a top chap and has recently found himself newly qualified in the field of whatever it is that doctors have after six or eight years of study.  His recent forays into IRC have sounded pretty grim to say the least, but this latest outburst is a real winner:

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[19:37] * rob has joined #quake2.uk
[19:37] [rob] hi
[19:39] [nick] hi!
[19:39] [nick] how's work??
[19:40] [nick] killed many people yet?
[19:44] [nick] no answer :/
[19:44] [nick] can't be a good thing :/
[19:48] [rob] ://
[19:48] [rob] i stuck my 1st finger up someones arse today as a doctor :/
[19:48] [rob] came out all covered in shit
[19:49] [rob] even before i stuck it in, there was diarrhoea like shit smeared all over her anus
[19:49] [rob] and no she wasnt hot, nick.
[19:49] [rob] she was 84 :/
[19:49] [rob] kill me now :|
[19:50] [rob] on that note, im gonna go to the gym and work the anger out of me :|
[19:50] * rob Quit (Quit)
[19:50] [nick] jesus :///
[20:35] [Durz|lnx] rob realising its not like off the TV :/
[20:35] [Durz|lnx] i missed the episode of ER where they stuck a finger up an 84 year olds ass

I think I’ll stick to IT.  Which, ironically, Rob already has a degree in (Computer Science).

• someone on IRC that I’ve been speaking to for > 10 years but haven’t actually met.